The BandThe Bandgetting it together...

Have you met Spider? He used to live happily enough on his mountain (much like a certain Zarathustra...although probably with more drugs) until this happened one fateful day...

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it might not seem like it but the editor/publisher actually comes through from time to time...but it is fiction...
it might not seem like it but the editor/publisher actually comes through from time to time...but it is fiction...

from there things move pretty fast...for starters a mishap with a future-shower depilates the bastard pretty swiftly...

barbarians at the gates...
barbarians at the gates...

...but that’s not why I bring him up. I bring him up because he’s a particular kind of bastard...

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sound familiar to anyone?
sound familiar to anyone?

...also - did I mention he’s a journalist?

after a fashion...
after a fashion...
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kicking ass & taking names...or just dishing it out...



...which is a serious business...


...but the man is clearly both suited & booted - so what door could possibly be closed to him?

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maybe the tangerine toddler would look less stupid if he dyed his hair? ...nah...dotard gonna dote in any color
maybe the tangerine toddler would look less stupid if he dyed his hair? ...nah...dotard gonna dote in any color
those assholes did kinda ask for it, if you ask me...the rest of us...not so much
those assholes did kinda ask for it, if you ask me...the rest of us...not so much
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sick burn...
sick burn...
Illustration for article titled Until Jerusalem...
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Illustration for article titled Until Jerusalem...
Illustration for article titled Until Jerusalem...
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& that’s not even the dude that stole those drugs, neither...
& that’s not even the dude that stole those drugs, neither...
takes one to know one...
takes one to know one...
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Illustration for article titled Until Jerusalem...
Illustration for article titled Until Jerusalem...
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...& it’s campaign season in a land of paper gangsters.

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